to the floor

I’ve taken out my contacts because remember that extended period of time during high school when I would sleep in them but they weren’t supposed to be worn all the time and my optometrist lectured me well OK she only said maybe one sentence about how it was bad for my eyes plus it’s uncomfortable anyways. Now I’ll pull off my shirt cross-armed at the base instead of by the collar because the collar gets stretched that way and that’s the way the attractive men with girlfriends do it in the movies it’s kind of warm and I can never fall asleep when I’m hot so just boxers will do good god I’m hairy maybe I should do something about that no that’s so superficial and ludicrous I should be happy with every facet of myself OK where do I put my shirt?

I don’t feel comfortable folding it it’s been worn and probably has unscented deodorant I don’t want to have too many conflicting smells on me because I read in a magazine that it was bad to have too many smells on you and plus it’s been stretched out a bit with the collar and everything I can’t just put it with the other clean stuff it’s not really clean. Relegating it to the “dirty” bin this early in its newly washed life seems like such a waste plus I’ll probably wear it again before the next wash and I don’t want it touching my gym clothes that I’ll probably wear again before washing regardless but it would be gross to have them together but I don’t want to fold it because it’s not really clean because the collar is a little stretched and smells a bit of my cologne man I can’t remember the name of the guy in the ads for my cologne but I wanna be like him he was awesome in that movie to the floor it goes.